A perfect tongue-in-cheek wedding gift; this witty and honest relationship poem describes some practical ways in which couples can achieve harmony in the home. From never parting without a kiss, to avoiding parking tickets - everyone will recognise a thing or two in there!
Printed onto the highest quality white 330gsm A4 card using Dura-Bright waterproof ink, this playful poem comes in a choice of green & pink or purple & orange. With its striking heart balloon design it will not only bring a smile to the happy couple, but a splash of colour to their wall too!
This A4 print comes unframed - it is presented smartly in cellophane with a backing board.
Domestic Bliss: The secret to domestic bliss, Is never part without a kiss, Share the eiderdown at night, And put the toothpaste lid on (tight), Tell your partner they look thin, Put your teabags in the bin, Pick up pants and hang your coat, Flush the loo (let nothing float!), Don’t tumble dry a treasured item, Or talk through films ad infinitum, Never pinch their chocolate bar, Or ding your partner’s precious car, Notice haircuts, never snore, Refuse to map-read, we implore! Parking tickets aren’t advised, And money spent should be revised, Bite your tongue (remember this), And you may find domestic bliss!